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May 17 2008

A New and Startling Cause for Climate Change Discovered

Published by buchela under General Edit This

Global Warming Begone!

Hold on to yourself because a study by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine has made a startling discovery about the causes of global warming and the current world food crisis.

It turns out it is all obese people’s fault.

For one thing, over weight people eat more, 18% above their skinny counterparts.

And on top of this, obese people use more fuel which equals to more gas emissions.

So, what are environmentalists to do now?

Stop recycling, cease building eco friendly houses, and forget about clothe diapers and organic produce.

There is now literally a bigger fish to fry!

They need to think obesity, the new environmentalist front.

They need to target their obese friends and keep in check their own waist lines.

I love studies like this that really get to the root of the problem.

Atta boy!

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